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He’s the Reason You’re Fat

To hell with genes. Screw willpower. Your weight "problem" started in ancient Rome, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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COME ON, FESS UP.

If you’re reading my Substack, bulging with all sorts of fatty-fat-fat recipes and writings, chances are one of the resolutions you wrote down yesterday, either in your BuJo (bullet journal) in hopeful purple ink or in the Notes app on your iPhone in an expectant mint-colored font, had to do with weight: either lose it, firm it, suck i…

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