What Would You Like Next on The David Blahg? № 1: Essay or Article

A piece on how to recognize a good recipe before cooking or an essay on how to recognize an idiot before getting into a relationship.

I was thinking about what I would post this week on The David Blahg. I have several ideas, but then I said to myself, “Self, what if you ask your readers what they prefer?”

Hmmm, not a bad idea.

So, the two contenders are: